The ambitious weaving project from the Textiles Guild continues to drift toward the scriptorium, much to the chagrin of the more serious researchers.

Attendees of the midnight exhibition found themselves searching for masterpieces that had retreated into the microscopic margins of the display cases.

Dr. Clara Hartwell leads the inquiry into whether the recent levitation incident was a design flaw or simply a lack of discipline.

Students attempting to draft serious critiques of magical theory found themselves trapped in an endless, rhythmic, and highly inappropriate couplet.

The recent display of tiny enchanted figurines has become significantly harder to locate after a sudden spell mishap.

Tomas Renn attempted to declare lunges a protected academic discipline. The committee declined, but admired the calf definition.

Mira Quill says the vines are citing sources. Jory Mallow says that makes them faculty.

Orla Pike brought sub-calendars. Seraphine Clove brought a look that made three centerpieces reconsider themselves.

Members of the guild are currently struggling to finish their essays without unintended poetic flourishes appearing.

The recent calligraphy incident left several student notes illegible and one very confused enchanted eraser.