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  • Dr. Clara Hartwell Proposes Strict Temperature Regulations For The Faculty Lounge Tea

    Dr. Clara Hartwell Proposes Strict Temperature Regulations For The Faculty Lounge Tea

    June 9, 2026
    Campus Rumors & News

    A heated debate erupts among the professors regarding the precise thermal properties required for a truly restorative afternoon steep.

  • Kael Varyn’s Enchanted Marble Sculpture Unintentionally Becomes A Migratory Butterfly Swarm

    Kael Varyn’s Enchanted Marble Sculpture Unintentionally Becomes A Migratory Butterfly Swarm

    June 9, 2026
    Campus Rumors & News

    The fine arts department remains uncertain whether this counts as a masterpiece or a significant cleaning liability for the gallery.

  • Professor Nadia Hayashi Requests Formal Apology From Sentient Lecture Notes

    Professor Nadia Hayashi Requests Formal Apology From Sentient Lecture Notes

    June 9, 2026
    Campus Rumors & News

    The recent bout of insubordination in the lecture hall has left the faculty committee quite unsettled.

  • Calligraphy Club Members Struggle To Maintain Prose Amidst Rhyming Ink Crisis

    Calligraphy Club Members Struggle To Maintain Prose Amidst Rhyming Ink Crisis

    June 7, 2026
    Campus Rumors & News

    The sudden onset of rhythmic constraints in the club’s latest ink batch is causing significant poetic distress.

  • Miniature Tea Society Navigates Unforeseen Shrinkage During Afternoon Social Gathering

    Miniature Tea Society Navigates Unforeseen Shrinkage During Afternoon Social Gathering

    June 6, 2026
    Campus Rumors & News

    An unexpected magical fluctuation has left the latest tea service significantly harder to locate without a magnifying glass.

  • Miniature Tea Society Adjusts Table Settings After Recent Scale Discrepancy Incident

    Miniature Tea Society Adjusts Table Settings After Recent Scale Discrepancy Incident

    June 5, 2026
    Campus Rumors & News

    Cassian Vale’s attempt at micro-hospitality has faced its greatest challenge yet: a very large tea biscuit.

  • Professor Nadia Hayashi Implements Strict New Protocol For Wayward Library Bookmarks

    Professor Nadia Hayashi Implements Strict New Protocol For Wayward Library Bookmarks

    June 4, 2026
    Campus Rumors & News

    The recent flight of enchanted bookmarks has led to a significant increase in unauthorized literature migration across campus.

  • Calligraphy Club Members Seek Clarification On Ink That Only Writes In Rhyme

    Calligraphy Club Members Seek Clarification On Ink That Only Writes In Rhyme

    June 3, 2026
    Campus Rumors & News

    The sudden arrival of rhythmic prose has left the student body questioning their ability to write simple grocery lists.

  • Unexpectedly High Humidity Levels Affect Recent Dueling Practice Bracket Results

    Unexpectedly High Humidity Levels Affect Recent Dueling Practice Bracket Results

    June 2, 2026
    Campus Rumors & News

    A sudden surge in enchanted mist has left several promising junior duelists reconsidering their reliance on cloud-based spellcasting techniques.

  • Calligraphy Club Members Struggle With Ink That Refuses To Stay Linear

    Calligraphy Club Members Struggle With Ink That Refuses To Stay Linear

    June 1, 2026
    Campus Rumors & News

    Recent batches of enchanted ink have developed a dramatic flair, frequently leaping off the parchment to form tiny, unreadable sculptures.

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