ARTS · Tavi Ink

The sudden arrival of rhythmic prose has left the student body questioning their ability to write simple grocery lists.

The calligraphy club’s latest experiment in enchanted pigments has certainly achieved its goal of being memorable, if not entirely practical for the average student. Students attempting to take notes during history lectures found themselves trapped in accidental couplets, making even the simplest dates feel like dramatic, unnecessary poetry.

While the rhythmic flow is admittedly charming, the club’s leadership is currently working to stabilize the ink’s meter and rhythm. Until then, those prone to dramatic flair are advised to avoid using the new violet blend for any serious academic submissions or examinations.