FACULTY DRAMA · Quillan Dusk

The recent flight of enchanted bookmarks has led to a significant increase in unauthorized literature migration across campus.

Following the recent incident where several bookmarks attempted to migrate to the botanical gardens, Professor Hayashi has introduced a new tracking system. The new protocol requires all enchanted markers to be anchored with a minor gravity charm during library hours to prevent further escapes.

This move comes after a frantic afternoon spent retrieving a particularly ambitious bookmark from the top of the bell tower. While the faculty committee remains divided on the necessity of such measures, the books themselves seem remarkably content with the newfound stability and order.