Orla Pike brought sub-calendars. Seraphine Clove brought a look that made three centerpieces reconsider themselves.

Tomas Renn attempted to declare lunges a protected academic discipline. The committee declined, but admired the calf definition.

Members of the guild are currently struggling to finish their essays without unintended poetic flourishes appearing.

The recent calligraphy incident left several student notes illegible and one very confused enchanted eraser.

Dr. Hartwell requested clearer rubrics. Dr. Lyr requested everyone breathe before weaponizing punctuation.