CLUBS · Pip Sallows

A well-intentioned experiment in janitorial magic has left the East Corridor remarkably clean and slightly unnerving.

Members of the Alchemical Erudition Society were attempting to refine a self-sustaining cleaning enchantment for the dormitory halls. However, the spell appears to be overachieving, transporting all dust, lint, and stray parchment scraps into a localized, much smaller, and quite permanent pocket dimension.

While the corridor is currently spotless, the sudden disappearance of several important study notes has caused minor concern among the student body. The Society is working diligently to ensure the dust remains in its new, invisible home for the remainder of the current academic semester.