The recent drop in temperature has led to a heated debate regarding the thermal enchantments used in the faculty reading room.
Dr. Sutherland has officially petitioned the maintenance committee to recalibrate the heating glyphs near the tea service. She claims that a lukewarm infusion is a direct affront to scholarly concentration and academic rigor, particularly during those long, late-night study sessions held within the library's quietest alcoves.
Other faculty members remain undecided, though several have been seen clutching their mugs with suspicious intensity during recent lectures. The committee has yet to issue a formal response regarding the temperature of the faculty lounge's beverage station or the proposed heating upgrades.
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