The bronze figure, originally intended to represent stillness, has begun offering unsolicited opinions on the quality of nearby sketches.
What began as a quiet, dignified installation in the East Gallery has turned into a source of mild academic distress. The sculpture, a masterpiece of enchanted bronze, now pauses mid-pose to mutter biting, unsolicited critiques of passing students' charcoal drawings and recent sketches.
While some students find the feedback helpful for their portfolios, others are quite tired of being told their shading is insufficiently dramatic. The Arts Department is currently looking for a powerful, permanent silencing charm to restore peace to the gallery halls.
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