FACULTY DRAMA · Arlo Bright

All official correspondence must now adhere to a heavier, more substantial stock to prevent accidental drifting.

In an effort to streamline the increasingly complex flow of academic directives, Professor Saga Morrow has implemented a strict new parchment protocol. The mandate requires that all memos, regardless of their magical urgency, utilize a heavier, more substantial stock to prevent accidental drifting.

The initiative has met with mild resistance from the more budget-conscious faculty members, who argue that thicker paper is unnecessary. However, the administration maintains that durability is paramount, especially when dealing with the recent, frustrating surge in enchanted, wind-sensitive memo-delivery mishaps.