The latest committee initiative aims to prevent enchanted bookmarks from reorganizing the entire scriptorium into alphabetical order of scent.
The Faculty Senate met late Tuesday to discuss the recent incident where several bookmarks began grouping books by olfactory profile. Dr. Clara Hartwell noted that while the lavender-scented section was delightful, the sulfurous tome collection nearly caused a minor evacuation of the lower galleries.
The proposed regulations suggest a strict magical tethering system for all bookmarks. Critics within the committee argue that such measures might stifle the natural, spontaneous organization that makes the Great Library so uniquely magical and occasionally quite unpredictable for students.
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