The recent accumulation of unrolled parchment in the North Wing has prompted a formal inquiry into hallway navigation safety.
Following a particularly messy lecture on ancient runes, Professor Reeve has issued a stern memorandum regarding unrolled scrolls. The sheer volume of parchment left in the corridors has turned the North Wing into a literal obstacle course. Several junior scholars have reported being tripped by rogue footnotes.
The Faculty Senate is currently debating if the issue lies with student carelessness or the sheer enthusiasm of the curriculum. For now, students are advised to roll their findings tightly or risk being lost in a sudden, parchment-induced landslide during their evening study sessions in the library.
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