The proposed regulation aims to preserve the sanctity of silence during the highly contested afternoon tea hour.
Dr. Seraphine Lyr has officially submitted a motion to the Faculty Oversight Committee regarding the recent increase in spontaneous, melodic humming. The proposal suggests that the unintended harmonies are disrupting the delicate concentration required for grading advanced alchemy manuscripts during the busy mid-term season.
While some colleagues argue that the humming provides a pleasant ambient background, the motion has sparked a polite but vigorous debate regarding the definition of unintentional melody. The committee is expected to vote once the acoustics of the lounge are re-evaluated by the acoustics department.
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