CLUBS · Bram Osric

Members of the club were disappointed to find that their new brass telescope is currently stuck in a temporal loop.

The society’s recent acquisition, a refurbished brass telescope, was expected to reveal the hidden nebulae of the outer reaches. Instead, students are finding themselves staring intently at the particularly rainy afternoon that occurred last Tuesday afternoon in the courtyard.

While seeing yesterday’s rain is somewhat redundant, the club is working with the alchemy department to recalibrate the magical lens. Until then, the society remains cautiously optimistic about finding a way to view the far future.