A heated debate erupts among the professors regarding the precise thermal properties required for a truly restorative afternoon steep.
Dr. Hartwell’s recent memo suggests that any tea served below sixty degrees Celsius is essentially a lukewarm insult to the academic profession. This proposal has sparked significant discourse among the senior faculty members during their recent afternoon tea sessions.
Some colleagues argue that such rigid thermal standards are impossible to maintain in a building with enchanted, self-regulating drafts. The Faculty Senate is expected to review the thermal mandate before the next lunar cycle begins in earnest next month.
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