The recent influx of self-writing memos has left the faculty lounge in a state of organized, yet highly confusing, magical chaos.
Professor Hayashi has officially filed a grievance regarding the recent trend of using enchanted memos that migrate across the faculty lounge. These tiny, glowing notes have a habit of attaching themselves to unsuspecting professors during uncomplicated tea. The result is a classroom experience where instructors are constantly peeling luminous reminders of forgotten homework from their sleeves.
The Faculty Senate is currently reviewing a proposal to implement a localized stasis field for all stationery. Until a decision is reached, Hayashi suggests that anyone seen carrying a handful of fluttering scraps should proceed with extreme caution when entering the main lecture halls during morning seminars.
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