A student looking frustrated at a parchment covered in rhythmic text.

Students attempting to draft serious critiques of magical theory found themselves trapped in an endless, rhythmic, and highly inappropriate couplet.

The recent batch of enchanted ink, originally intended for lighthearted poetry, has migrated into the more serious scriptorium halls. It is quite difficult to argue for the stability of mana ley lines when your entire thesis is highly forced into a rhythmic, and deeply inappropriate, iambic pentameter during late-night study sessions.

The club has issued a formal apology, though they did note that the rhythm is actually quite good for studying. Professor Nadia Hayashi has requested all students use standard, non-rhyming quills for the upcoming midterms to avoid any further rhythmic complications or accidental, rhyming stanzas in their essays.


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