The sudden onset of rhythmic constraints in the club’s latest ink batch is causing significant poetic distress.
Members of the Calligraphy Club were seen frantically scrubbing their latest assignments after a new batch of enchanted ink decided to enforce a strict, rhythmic AABB rhyme scheme. What began as a charming novelty during the Tuesday workshop quickly descended into a series of unintended, highly rhythmic limericks during the mid-week essay submission.
Club president Mira Quill has expressed significant concern that the ink’s penchant for meter might inadvertently influence the club’s official minutes. For now, the club is attempting to dilute the enchantment with standard distilled water, though the results remain frustratingly melodic and a bit too jaunty for serious transcription.
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